51 Ways to Get a Date and Marry Him for Girls

Written by Liora Afilalo

1. Act nice and chic

2. Give him lots of gifts

3. Tell him he looks amazing

4. Take him out to the movies and then for dinner

5. Be a lady and be polite

6. Don’t insult his gender or color

7. Come early and don’t threaten to kill him

8. Do not clog his toilet even if he pooped

9. Don’t throw his poop at him

10. Sit like a mensch

11. Always smile

12. Do not walk over and shout: Will you marry me?

13. Start spending more time with him and then ask him to the movies

14. Offer to pay

15. Get to know him (eg: hobbies, where he lives etc)

16. Show him what you can do

17. Tell him about you

18. Make jokes and laugh along with him

19. Don’t talk a mile a minute

20. Take him to dancing halls, especially the ones that smell like mango

21. Go on vacation to your favorite sites

22. Introduce him to your family

23. If he asks to marry you, offer to plan the wedding

24. Don’t ask for Oreos if he’s eating them

25. Do not seem like a homeless beggar

26. If your friend sees you pretend that s/he is your servant

27. Don’t do your homework while he is talking to you about rainbow fluffy unicorns

28. Do not tell him that Google recommended him for you

29. Put on a lot of beauty products

30. Do not ask him if he likes you

31. Don’t throw grape jelly in his mouth

32. Tell your friends and family to not embarrass you in front of him

33. Do not become an arsonist with him but in private it’s fine

34. Do not get him in private and kiss him

35. At the wedding do not binge on the cake

36. Do not divorce him and steal all of his money

37. Ask him what he likes and then take him on a surprise trip there

38. Do not surprise him with reciting Romeo and Juliet by heart while standing on one foot

39. If you start to get chicken pox, do not blame him

40. If you’re sick do not go near him

41. Do not put on a wig and act as a judge

42. Do not let him underestimate you

43. Do not give him stiff slime

44. Don’t be a sappy teenager that’s always on her phone

45. Cling to him like a baby whale

46. Do not talk about his past if it was bad

47. Do not fart loudly in front of him

48. Compliment him

49. Put him before your friends

50. Answer his questions

51. Never meet him with a friend